It is a great regret that we, the cynical ramblings administrators are announcing that this year's Flibbertigibbet competition has been cancelled due to lack of entries. The main organiser was so upset he has since taken up pot worshipping ( the act of paying homage to garden accessories).
All the other organisers have been deeply troubled by this surprising outcome- so we allowed them to have permanent leave to recover from this trauma (i.e. we sacked them all). It has been because of all this sacking and not our utter laziness, that has prevented regular posti...
Apologies, the previous writer was about to infer that we may have been lazy, but realized he had an emergency doctors appointment and was in such a hurry, the walked out of a third floor window.
