Tumultuous, sleepless nights are a regular occurrence when one lies in bed with a fractured turbulent mind, utterly distraught and wrought over one singular desire. A village.
It is often something to test the strength of the mind, to contemplate how one ever survived without a village! However, at last this pain can be relinquished, at last this pain can be set free, at last you can own a £11.5 million, Devon village with a cluster of cottages, a sandy shore, and... A shop!
What, you may ask, is the point of this over-sized acquisition? Well, here are just a few
- if you've ever wanted to re-enact Viking raiders then why not simply run around your personal village screaming and burning down property, without prosecution?!
- why not evict some of the residents for whom the village has been their home since the very day they were born, just to see the look on their faces?!
- explore the range of things to do in the Devonshire countryside (this is because we can't think of any more vaguely amusing things ...).
Our plan is to collect that £11.5m sum and buy this village explicitly for the Cynical Ramblings community!
To donate:
Post to: 89 Gullible Lane, Scamshire, Swindleton
Email: wewilljuststeelthemoney@isitpossibletobethisthick
Twitter (aren't we modern?!): @fraud (can we make it more obvious?)
