Holiday

Some of us have reached the wonderful October half term, a week to do absolutely nothing whatsoever, other than wonder if becoming engrossed in daytime animal rescue tv was really a good idea.

 But we can help! Why not try: 

• Leaving the house
• Ballet 
• Jogging
• Seeing how many obscenities you can bellow at the general public before being arrested
• Voodoo

And, if you thought that was good then you can now buy our book of holiday fun!

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