It's impossible to begin to imagine how sorry we are, how much we now hate ourselves. In fact one of our number decided they could not live with the shame. RIP Derek (and yes, that is the correct spelling) .
The truth is, we have be on a secret mission, exploring alien life in the. NO, SORRY, that's a lie.
No, really we've been hunting for the lost. NO, SORRY, that's a lie as well.
Honestly this time, we've been. NO, SORRY. It's all lies!
Really we may have just perhaps, slightly forgotten about the blog.
