This story has no real world significance, but we just thought we'd share it with you...
You may have noticed there have been multiple stories about kittens published in Cynical Ramblings recently, our deepest apologies, but a small team of militant cats have infiltrated our offices and are slowly working through our pages (some of which have been updated by the way), filling them with kitten pictures
Stop! We would like to inform you that the writing above (in bold) is a lie. We hope you realised this already, but if not, please don't hesitate to contact the addresses below.
helpibeliveanythingwithkittens@thatmightnotbesobad.com
2356
Gulliblekitten road
Catshum
Democratic Rebublic of Feline Species
