Cheese Toastie

We would like to begin by apologising if the title has been misspelt, sadly our senior abstract noun  adviser was on holiday, so we have had to deal with this conundrum ourselves; if there is anyone reading who does have a literature pedantry qualification at level 5 or above we would be only too happy to read any advice you might have on the subject. Anyway, back to savoury bread and cheese dishes! Now, many people will be well acquitted with this dish, and will have come to love it, but imagine this: as your bread and cheese snack lies in the pan, gently cooking, you go into another room to get on with your everyday life. When you re-enter your kitchen you find what can only be described as the carcass of a toastie, burnt and blackened by overcooked bread crumbs. This is the trauma that thousands of unsuspecting people are faced with everyday, it could happen to everyone of us, it could happen to you. 

The cynical ramblings (apologies for the lack of capitals on the pronoun, the person responsible has been, disposed off...) toastie therapy group can help these people; and all we need is your pin number, you bank account details, your credit card number, and your last bank balance.

Just send an email to: ifyousaymoronslowlyitsoundslikegullable@bankhacker.com
OR alternatively text  humungousidiot to 1234

Thank You