Our most humble apologies for the atrocious, abhorrent, ice-hearted, egocentric, toad-brained blog-blackout, as has been going on for the past month.
As a direct result of this befoulment, everyone in the nauseating establishment that was 'Cynical Ramblings' has been sacked (apart for the person who thinks that the sacking joke is still funny).
Hopefully you will welcome us back!
The strange thing is, we got more page views when we weren't publishing new things...
Perhaps people just like it when we have shut-up, as such... (Our deepest condolences for the overuse of ellipses, the person responsible has been removed for office - yes, they've been sacked).
Two sackings in one post, impressive!
Fine, we'll stop the stichomythia now
Stichomythia: fast paced exchange between two character in a drama
(Message from the editor: to whoever thinks that they can show off with 'stichomythia', go away, just go away)
