The omelette, never again has such a dish with such colossal potential to be customised arisen from the minds of the culinary world. The Omelette is a meal which can reflect the very soul of its creator, the very heart of the human who shattered the shells of the egg which form that egg-yellow base (apologies for the poor quality of that simile, our interesting-adjective consultant was recently trampled to death by an obese gerbil and we have yet to find a replacement). The Omelette commands trillions of combinations of toppings, with he list voyaging on to infinity; some of the best toppings though can be found right here, on this very post.
- cheese
- tomato
- tomato&cheese
- cheese&tomato
- venison
- venison&cheese
- cheese&venison
- chocolate
- chocolate&cheese
- chocolate&venison
We would like to take this opportunity to mourn the abrupt and sorrowful passing of the writer of this very post, who, in his enthusiasm whilst typing on their keyboard accidentally walked out of the building , got lost and was mauled by a tiger in the most clandestine of locations. To commemorate their life, we sacked them a second prior to the total obliteration of their second leg. This employee disposal (by which we mean the sacking and not the unfathomable incident of the eating-aliveness) was due to the most unsatisfactory omelette topping combinations that they have listed; we felt that readers may be mislead by the topping blasphemy, for it is common knowledge that tomato and cheese is a amalgamation far superior to cheese and tomato.
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65 tomato road- Cynical Ramblings Culinary Division
Cheese Heath
Feckingham (yes that's a real place, but don't include this stuff in the brackets in the postal address)
F56 HY45
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