Oh isn't Christmas lovely? Aren't all the little lights people put on their houses glorious? Isn't it lovely of the shops to put on all these sales?
How wonderful it all is...
Well, no, it isn't- we're not going into the details of why is isn't lovely and wonderful and fantastic (please insert more superlatives).
We will certainly not be visited by 3 ghosts of different time periods tonight, so... We would like to apologise for the extreme negativity of that passage, the person responsible has just been sacked (our views to Christmas are no different, we just wanted to sack someone- it's been a while.
Now, welcome to the special Christmas edition of Cynical Ramblings (I.e. We do the same amount of work, but you think what we've written is better quality that normal- there is no logic there.
