Table Football

Forgetting rugby, which is a horrendously violent game,  the only game where we would seriously be thinking about our chances of finishing alive, is table football. The game is like a narcotic drug, it twists the mind into a an ultra-competetitive, murderous thing. That overwhelming will to victory, that burning desire to hit the ball those few centimetres into the goal, that want to see the other team humbled before you. But also, it's really easy to poke yourself on the twisty things for controlling the players.

(We would like to apologise for the anti-climax in the above paragraph, the person responsible has accidentally fallen from a third floor window, so they are no longer of concern...