The Hold Button

In the background of every call we make, it's there, cowering somewhere on the phone screen, the hold button.

It has no functional use, literally nothing good can be taken from it, only hatred and dispear.

When calling friends

• Leaving one friend to talk to another is basically saying, "I hate you, all my other friends are better"
• It says "you're boring"
• It says "you suck"

At work

• "What you're saying is of no value to me"
• "I would rather do more work than talk to you"

The only time where you should put someone on hold is when, either all your loved ones have been violently killed, or you want to lose all of your friends...